-And these two, Sasha and Aleksis Kaidonovsky-
-Yeah, I’ve heard about them, Perimetrer patrol, Siberian wall.
-On their watch, it stayed unbreached for six years. Six years.

(Source: victorias-isabelle)

kingmunsterxvii:

Skeleton memes can’t be killed because you can’t kill skeletons. Where would they go? Skeleton hell? My friend we are already in it

  • One of the kids in our class has officially been labeled as Shrek by one of the instructors
  • Different instructor blasts “In the Navy” by The Village People from his car and stares people down as we march
  • Karaoke night becomes me dancing really sexily while singing Spice Girls

10/10 whole Navy 

You knock on my door, and there is no answer. You knock again, and a light moan is heard. You kick down the door. I am on the floor, covered in DVD cases. Pan’s Labyrinth, Hellboy, Mimic, Blade 2, Cronos, Hellboy 2, Pacific Rim, and The Devil’s Backbone. My face is rested on an unlabled leather book filled with concept art and behind-the-scenes commentary. You see on the screen an article headlined “Pacific Rim 2 will lead directly into Pacific Rim 3”. In another tab, my bank account is visible, and I have no money left."Are you alright," you ask me. "What happened?"I turn, and I whisper into your ear."Guil-, Guiller-, Guillermo del Toro."My spirit departs my body, and somewhere in the Los Angeles area, a large Mexican man chuckles as I become part of his collection of lost souls.

You knock on my door, and there is no answer. You knock again, and a light moan is heard. You kick down the door. I am on the floor, covered in DVD cases. Pan’s Labyrinth, Hellboy, Mimic, Blade 2, Cronos, Hellboy 2, Pacific Rim, and The Devil’s Backbone. My face is rested on an unlabled leather book filled with concept art and behind-the-scenes commentary. You see on the screen an article headlined “Pacific Rim 2 will lead directly into Pacific Rim 3”. In another tab, my bank account is visible, and I have no money left.

"Are you alright," you ask me. "What happened?"
I turn, and I whisper into your ear.

"Guil-, Guiller-, Guillermo del Toro."

My spirit departs my body, and somewhere in the Los Angeles area, a large Mexican man chuckles as I become part of his collection of lost souls.

Got wifi on my personal laptop now. Maybe more tumblr. Probably not, due to homework.

Got wifi on my personal laptop now. Maybe more tumblr. Probably not, due to homework.

soycrates:

yochevedke:

prisonchef:

Amazing.

white boy voice but I thought you said cultures aren’t costumes, this is my culture!!

Is that a fake copy of Atlas Shrugged

soycrates:

yochevedke:

prisonchef:

Amazing.

white boy voice but I thought you said cultures aren’t costumes, this is my culture!!

Is that a fake copy of Atlas Shrugged

(Source: harmonicexcitation)

sexybritishllama:

sexybritishllama:

so there’s this board in our school showing a bunch of amazing answers people actually gave in exams. its like a hall of shame

A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING TO SEE SOME MORE OF THESE SO HERE YOU GO

sexybritishllama:

sexybritishllama:

so there’s this board in our school showing a bunch of amazing answers people actually gave in exams. its like a hall of shame

A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING TO SEE SOME MORE OF THESE SO HERE YOU GO

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atomic-flash:

Stereo Dynamics! To Scare Hell Out Of Your Neigh-bors - Various artists, Somerset Records, 1961

atomic-flash:

Stereo Dynamics! To Scare Hell Out Of Your Neigh-bors - Various artists, Somerset Records, 1961

(Source: Flickr / bradley_loos)